Salad Days

Yes, the pained expression I wear in the elevator is for you and your McDonald’s french fries as I make my way up with my salad. It’s all I can do to restrain myself from pushing the emergency stop and ripping them from your fingers.

Today I was eating an apple for breakfast and I bit down on the inside of my mouth hard enough to draw blood. Then I got some of my mouth blood on my pants.


One response to “Salad Days

  1. Mc Donalds french fries aren’t that great anyway. I would rather have a nice big salad any day!! I will live longer, healthier than the FF guy!

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